Before I get into the next “grown-up” topic that I want to talk about I’m going to give you a quick recap of last weekend because I talked about a lot of stuff that I had going on in the last post and I have some other random updates I want to talk about.
Here we go!
My grandmother’s service was beautiful. The preacher (I have no idea what the Methodists call him, I’m sorry) gave everyone who wanted to speak an opportunity to do so. It was wonderful to hear to many memories be shared about someone who means so much to all of us. I am happy that in the end, she was remembered not for her painful last few years, but for the graceful woman she was in the first 80 years of her life.
One more time: Seriously, much love and thanks to all of you who supported me and my family this last week. You guys are so fracking amazing.
The Fancy Pants Party this last weekend was fabulous! You all looked so very dreamy :-) My camera died a while ago and my cell phone decided to start taking really crappy pictures, so I only got a few very blurry, poorly lit pictures of everyone, but believe me when I say that I would've done each and every one of you (not at the same time! that's just gross). Special thanks to that boy I like for making me feel ultra beautiful that night and yesterday when he sent me this picture he took when I wasn't paying attention (or when I was pretending not to pay attention, I can't remember):
And more special thanks to B for buying me a kick-ass cigar to go with my fancy duds. I do like to puff on a fiiine cigar from time to time. (Just pretend you didn’t see this line, Mom)
With everyone looking so flashy, it was hard for me to decide who to take home at the end of the night, but I think I made the right decision ;-)
We’ve gotta do it again sometime soon.
Saturday night I went out with my wild girls and we went absolutely loco (in the best possible way).
But we started the night out at the Diamond Jo Casino’s dance club. This is a club where they don’t allow the dueling pianos people to swear or play any music with swear words – isn’t part of the appeal of dueling pianos the bawdiness that can crop up?? On the weekends it’s the retro-themed Club 84. They do things like the electric slide and the hustle but very little bumpin and grindin (not to say the hustle and electric slide aren’t fun, it’s just not my idea of a fun night out). It’s like their trying to be the Disney World of area nightclubs.
It’s all so family-friendly it makes me want to puke.
They’re trying to be edgy but still appeal to the little 80-year old ladies who play the slot machines all day long. I’m sorry, but you’re in a casino and trying to be a nightclub - let’s up the sex appeal, k? As Amanda and Chris and I sat in a booth (trying to drink until it was fun) I took a picture and tweeted the following:
Having too much PG-rated fun at Club84 @DiamondJoDBQ #hustle #electricslide #isittimetorageyet http://t.co/fLAtSFV8 -- Annie Jay (@TheGrowUpPlan)
Apparently the Diamond Jo doesn’t understand sarcasm because they retweeted it to their followers. OOPS!
But seriously, Diamond Jo, as far as local casinos go (yes there are two of them), you’ve got a lot going for you. Your club could be awesome (it’s a beautiful space) but you keep trying to appeal to EVERYONE. Why not try to appeal to just the under 50 crowd and say to hell with being granny-friendly? Put a little more seediness into your establishment and maybe I won’t groan every time someone tells me that we have to go there for a bachelorette party, or to meet up with some friend from out of town who thinks it’s going to be the bee’s knees.
I go out to let loose, not to stay buttoned up, if you’re joint doesn’t let me be free, I’ll find somewhere else to go. But maybe that's just me.
I’m starting an
insanity exercise program in just
a little over a week. I’m absolutely
terrified, but also really looking forward to it. The only thing I’m seriously not looking forward to is that they
make you take a picture in little short shorts and a sports bra your first
day. Um… please god no? Also – I’m going to have to run a mile. I haven’t done that in at least two
years. Please, send me positive energy
on Saturday September 29 so that I don’t keel over from a heart attack.
Did you all have a lovely weekend? Big plans coming up for the next weekend? Let me know what’s going on, I’d love to join you!